Didja know?

Posted on October 5, 2007 at 4:54 PM by Caitlyn - 6 Comments - Post Comment - Link

Did you know that there are trillions of tiny beings living on your finger? Think you don't have friends? Think again. These beings' world is on your finger. I'm not kidding, it's totally true. Okay, wanna see something cool? Here's my own language, I'll write exactly what's written right here, and after, I'll tell you how it's done:

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Y JSBR GTORMFDZ YJOML SHSOM/ yJRDR NROMHD

EPT;F OD PM UPIT GOMHRT/ ZO

, MPY LOFFOMH. OY

D YPYS;;U YTIR/ ZPLSU. ESMMS DRR DP,RYJOMH VPP;ZZ JRTR

D ,U PEM LSNHUSHR. O

;; ETOYR RCSVY;U EJSY

D ETOYYRM JRT. SMF EJRM ZO

, FPMR. ZO

;; YR;; UPI JPE ZO FOF OYZ;

All you do is move your hands to the right two keys, and then hit caps lock. See? It's not that hard. But it looks like Japanese, doesn't it? (: Okay, bye.

The Frog and the Scorpion

Posted on October 5, 2007 at 12:30 PM by Caitlyn - 0 Comments - Post Comment - Link

There once was a frog and a scorpion. The scorpion needed a ride across the river. He asked the frog to give him a ride. The frog said, "You'll sting me if I give you a ride."

The scorpion said, "Trust me."

So they began across the river. Halfway across, the frog felt the scorpion sting him. The frog said, "Why'd you do that? Now we're both going to die."

The scorpion said, "I can't help it, it's just who I am."

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I think that this just goes to show what the human nature is like. I mean, say that you are fighting in a war. It's just you, and one man from the other side left. He says that he won't kill you if you don't kill him, and you agree. He is holding a bomb, so you have to be very careful, and so does he. Almost halfway home, you shoot him. What happens? He drops the bomb and kills you. You couldn't help yourself, however. You just couldn't bear walking home with an enemy, to bring an enemy into your town. Can you imagine doing something like that? I can.

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Okay, moving on. My name is Caitlyn. Don't try to stalk me, don't try to call me, don't even THINK about asking me for my e-mail address! Okay, moving on, again. Well, I think we've all learned a good lesson today. Bye-bye.