Introduction

This isn't really a poem, I know, but it was suggested to me by a friend. I do plan to convert it to a poem eventually. So we'll see how well it goes.

Dear Fingernail,

I just wanted to say how much I appreciate you. I mean, you let me paint you and bite you. Sure, Ears 1 and 2 let me put holes in them, but that didn't cause them much pain. You let me repeatedly pick and prod you. Also, I wanted to say that I'm sorry for the time when I accidently cut you halfway off. I love you, my dear fingernail. Talk to you later.

Yours always,

Bookworm