Joan Dalgleish, of Narara, has sent in an email with the word "Sheesh!" in the subject line, so we opened it at once. "Recently noted at Erina," she writes, "a cafe with a chalkboard stating that the lunch special was KEESH LA RAIN. I'm not sure if they really couldn't spell or hoped to make Column 8. I didn't include the name of the cafe in case this was their secret mission."